Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders: Making The Team - WTH?

Posted on October 19, 2007
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I caught my Wife watching a reality show titled, Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders: Making The Team, the other night.

Has anyone saw this show on CMT?

Okay, let’s get some facts straight. I know this show must be over dramatized for the TV show. I can’t believe they actually go through that whole freakin’ routine just to be a Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader.

If so, Jerry, let me save you some dough.  You don’t need that huge brew-ha-ha production to find a couple cheerleaders.

Here’s the facts.

No one, at least no who matters (read, ticket buyers and NFL viewers) cares about choreography.  They don’t care what the IQ of the cheerleaders are. They don’t care about their backgrounds and they don’t care what they do in their off time.

Oh yeah, tonight they were giving the girls etiquette lessons. Jerry, no one cares if a Dallas Cowboy’s Cheerleader knows which fork is a Salad fork and which one is for the main course. Trust me on this one!

The only thing people want to see is for the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders to go out and shake their Pom-Pom’s. That’s it. I know this may hurt the feelings of the production team and the Choreographers, but at the end of the day, all that other stuff doesn’t matter to us!

In fact, you can save yourself some money Jerry by going down to Hooters and hire some of the Waitress’s to show up on Sunday afternoon and on Thanksgiving Day, put them in a Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader get-up and give them Pom-Pom’s to shake and we’re perfectly happy!

It doesn’t take much to entertain us Jerry!

Oh, I know that the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders are there to also Market the Dallas Cowboy team, still, it’s not a problem. The Hooter’s waitress’s will still work.

Trust me on this!

If you listen to the people running the search for the Next Dallas Cowboy’s Cheerleaders, you think that their target audience are Champagne and Caviar types.

Can’t you imagine a group of Sunday afternoon NFL viewers sitting around watching a Dallas Cowboys game and one saying,

“Hey Guys, you know the third one from the left has a 4.0 grade average from Harvard?”

“No way, get out of here Dude” another one would say

“But I heard that she used the wrong fork at a Luncheon the other day with the Chamber, very embarrassing if I do say so.” another one chimes in,

“Really, the wrong fork? What a Savage!” yet another guy would say

Trust me Jerry, when we’re sitting around the TV or at the Bar watching your Cowboys and the Camera cut’s off and shows the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders, that’s not what we’re talking about!

Brute Force vs Brute Force and T&A, that’s all we want to watch football for Jerry, don’t try and make it more than it is.

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