I’m Going To Vote Democrat
Posted on September 2, 2008
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After giving it some thought, doing my research on the Presidential candidates and losing countless hours of sleep, I’ve finally came to a decision about what I will be doing come November. I think all of you will agree if you just look at this Presidential Race logically.
I’m Voting Democrat this year and here’s why.
I’m voting Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.
I’m voting Democrat because I believe oil companies’ profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn’t.
I’m voting Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.
I’m voting Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad guys will stop what they’re doing because they now think we’re good people.
I’m voting Democrat because I believe that people who can’t tell us if it will rain on Friday CAN tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don’t start driving a Prius.
I’m voting Democrat because I believe discussing Christ in our schools is offensive but atheism, Islam, Buddhism, Occultism & any other religion is OK because these religions are peaceful & Christians are warlike.
I’m voting Democrat because I’m not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.
I’m voting Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as THEY see fit.
I’m voting Democrat because I believe three or four pointy headed elitist liberals need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would NEVER get their agendas past the voters.
I’m voting Democrat because I believe that when the terrorists don’t have to hide from us over there, when they come over here I don’t want to have any guns in the house to fight them off with.
I’m voting Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I’ve decided to marry my horse. My neighbor is going to marry his dog. They are of the same sex, so it’s ok.
So now you have it. There’s only one logical choice for President this year!
When Experience, Knowledge and Honor Just Aren’t Good Enough.
Vote Obama.
See. Told you it was a simple, logical answer. Vote Obama and all our concerns and problems will vanish January 20th, 2009. The World will become an instant Utopia.
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ur an asshole
Yet another Liberal who can’t take the truth